Yes, it's the start of the Premiership season. Yes I'm a West Ham fan, so I need to spread my interests as wide as possible this so there's at least a chance I'll be celebrating something each week.
So I have created the Birdersliga (1146087-222925) on the Fantasy Premier League site. If you like birding and football, it's a way to waste 10 minutes of your time each week. If you don't then presumably you won't sign up.
It's all free, and there's a vague-to-near-impossible chance that you'll win something. You can see why it appeals to West Ham fans I'm sure.
I'm going to stick this on BirdForum, it's been a while since I was flamed horribly. But come join in the fun!